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 | Let's make a story. Add zero+ sentences for every commit: | 
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 | CHÄPTER 1: | 
 | It was a dark and blinky night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at | 
 | occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which | 
 | swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along | 
 | the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that | 
 | struggled against the elements. A hooded figure emerged. | 
 |  | 
 | It was a Domo-Kun. | 
 |  | 
 | "What took you so long?", inquired his wife. | 
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 | Silence. Oblivious to his silence, she continued, "Did Mr. Usagi enjoy the | 
 | waffles you brought him?" "You know him, he's not one to forego a waffle, | 
 | no matter how burnt," he snickered. | 
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 | The pause was filled with the sound of compile errors. | 
 |  | 
 | CHAPTER 2: | 
 | The jelly was as dark as night, and just as runny. | 
 | The Domo-Kun shuddered, remembering the way Mr. Usagi had speared his waffles | 
 | with his fork, watching the runny jelly spread and pool across his plate, | 
 | like the blood of a dying fawn. "It reminds me of that time --" he started, as | 
 | his wife cut in quickly: "-- please. I can't bear to hear it.". A flury of | 
 | images coming from the past flowed through his mind. | 
 |  | 
 | "You recall what happened on Mulholland drive?" The ceiling fan rotated slowly | 
 | overhead, barely disturbing the thick cigarette smoke. No doubt was left about | 
 | when the fan was last cleaned. | 
 |  | 
 | There was a poignant pause. | 
 |  | 
 | CHAPTER 3: | 
 | Mr. Usagi felt that something wasn't right. Shortly after the Domo-Kun left he | 
 | began feeling sick. He thought out loud to himself, "No, he wouldn't have done | 
 | that to me." He considered that perhaps he shouldn't have pushed so hard. | 
 | Perhaps he shouldn't have been so cold and sarcastic, after the unimaginable | 
 | horror that had occurred just the week before. | 
 |  | 
 | Next time, there won't be any sushi. Why sushi with waffles anyway?  It's like | 
 | adorning breakfast cereal with halibut -- shameful. | 
 |  | 
 | CHAPTER 4: | 
 | The taste of stale sushi in his mouth the next morning was unbearable. He | 
 | wondered where the sushi came from as he attempted to wash the taste away with | 
 | a bottle of 3000¥ sake. He tries to recall the cook's face.  Green? Probably. | 
 |  | 
 | CHAPTER 5: | 
 | Many tears later, Mr. Usagi would laugh at the memory of the earnest, | 
 | well-intentioned Domo-Kun. Another day in the life. That is when he realized that | 
 | life goes on. | 
 |  | 
 | $CHAPTER6 | 
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 | TRUISMS (1978-1983) | 
 | JENNY HOLZER | 
 | A LITTLE KNOWLEDGE CAN GO A LONG WAY | 
 | A LOT OF PROFESSIONALS ARE CRACKPOTS | 
 | A MAN CAN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE A MOTHER | 
 | A NAME MEANS A LOT JUST BY ITSELF | 
 | A POSITIVE ATTITUDE MEANS ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD | 
 | A RELAXED MAN IS NOT NECESSARILY A BETTER MAN | 
 | NO ONE SHOULD EVER USE SVN | 
 | AN INFLEXIBLE POSITION SOMETIMES IS A SIGN OF PARALYSIS | 
 | IT IS MANS FATE TO OUTSMART HIMSELF | 
 | BEING SURE OF YOURSELF MEANS YOU'RE A FOOL | 
 | AM NOT | 
 | ARE TOO | 
 | IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED: TRY, EXCEPT, FINALLY | 
 | AND THEN, TIME LEAPT BACKWARDS | 
 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh LOT | 
 | I'm really tempted to change something above the line. | 
 | Reeccciiiipppppeeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!!! | 
 | PEOPLE SAY "FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION", BUT FAILURE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION. | 
 | WHAT GOES UP MUST HAVE A NON-ZERO VELOCITY | 
 |  | 
 | I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves... | 
 | What could possibly go wrong? We've already ate our cake. | 
 |  | 
 | Stand Still. Pause Clocks. We can make the World Stop. | 
 | WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB | 
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 | I want a 1917 build and you will give me what I want. | 
 |  | 
 | This sentence is false. | 
 |  | 
 | Beauty is in the eyes of a Beholder. | 
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 | I'm the best at space. | 
 |  | 
 | The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. | 
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 | * | 
 | Give not thyself up, then, to fire, lest it invert thee, deaden thee; as for | 
 | the time it did me. There is a wisdom that is woe; but there is a woe that is | 
 | madness. And there is a Catskill eagle in some souls that can alike dive down | 
 | into the blackest gorges, and soar out of them again and become invisible in | 
 | the sunny spaces. And even if he for ever flies within the gorge, that gorge | 
 | is in the mountains; so that even in his lowest swoop the mountain eagle is | 
 | still higher than other birds upon the plain, even though they soar. | 
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 | I'm here to commit lines and drop rhymes | 
 | * | 
 | This is a line to test and try uploading a cl. | 
 |  | 
 | And lo, in the year 2014, there was verily an attempt to upgrade to GCC 4.8 on | 
 | the Android bots, and it was good. Except on one bot, where it was bad. And | 
 | lo, the change was reverted, and GCC went back to 4.6, where code is slower | 
 | and less optimized. And verily did it break the build, because artifacts had | 
 | been created with 4.8, and alignment was no longer the same, and a great | 
 | sadness descended upon the Android GN buildbot, and it did refuseth to build | 
 | any more. But the sheriffs thought to themselves: Placebo! Let us clobber the | 
 | bot, and perhaps it will rebuild with GCC 4.6, which hath worked for many many | 
 | seasons. And so they modified the whitespace file with these immortal lines, | 
 | and visited it upon the bots, that great destruction might be wrought upon | 
 | their outdated binaries. In clobberus, veritas. | 
 |  | 
 | As the git approaches, light begins to shine through the SCM thrice again... | 
 | However, the git, is, after all, quite stupid. | 
 |  | 
 | Suddenly Domo-Kun found itself in a room filled with dazzling mirrors. As | 
 | Domo-Kun looked around, it realized that some of the mirrors were actually but | 
 | pale reflections of true reality. | 
 |  | 
 | A herd of wild gits appears!  Time for CQ :D | 
 | And one more for sizes.py... | 
 |  | 
 | What's an overmarketed dietary supplement expressing sadness, relief, | 
 | tiredness, or a similar feeling.?  Ah-Sigh-ee. | 
 |  | 
 | It was love at first sight.  The moment Yossarian first laid eyes on the chaplain, he fell madly in love with him. | 
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 | Cool whitespace change for git-cl land | 
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 | Oh god the bots are red! I'm blind! Mmmm, cronuts. | 
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 | If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair. | 
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 | sigh | 
 | sigher | 
 | pick up cls | 
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 | In the BUILD we trust. | 
 | ^_^ | 
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 | In the masters we don't. | 
 | In the tryservers, we don't either. | 
 | In the CQ sometimes. | 
 | Auto-generated by git-eject-upstream (http://goo.gl/cIHsYR) | 
 | My sandwiches are like my children: I love them all. | 
 | No, really, I couldn't eat another bit. | 
 | When I hunger I think of you, and a pastrami sandwich. | 
 | Do make a terrible mistake every once in a while. | 
 | I just made two. | 
 | Mistakes are the best sometimes. | 
 | \o/ | 
 | This is groovy. | 
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 | SECRET ENDING: IT WAS _____ ALL ALONG! | 
 | testing trailing line |